Blondes and relative distance

Submitted by Rusty

Tuesday, 16 December 2008

Two blondes are on holiday, sitting in a New York bar discussing the relativity of distance, when one, Gloria, suddenly muses "Hey I wonder which is nearer - Miami or the moon?"

Quick as a flash, her friend says "The moon."

Gloria says "Rubbish, Miami's nearer."

Her firend replies "Hello? You can see the moon."

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