Blonde goes to Heaven

Submitted by Rusty

Sunday, 14 December 2008

A dumb blonde died and went to Heaven. When she got to the Pearly Gates, she met Saint Peter who said, "Before you get to come into Heaven, you have to pass a test."

"Oh, No!" she said but Saint Peter said not to worry he'd make it easy.

"Who was God's son?" said Saint Peter.

The dumb blonde thought for a few minutes and said "Andy!"
"That's interesting... What made you say that?" he asked.

Then she started to sing "Andy walks with me! Andy talks with me! Andy tells me..."


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