Three Missed Balls

Submitted by Abel Rodriguez

Saturday, 13 December 2008

Puerto Rican native Diego Habanero, a second baseman for the Duluth Doodle Bugs was asked by a sports reporter how he could let a ball go between his legs three times in one inning.

Habanero replied, "Well the grass she's too low." But when told that he was standing on the infield dirt all three times, he remarked, "Oh...well then the dirt she's too low."

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