A missionary visited a small village in a remote jungle and began preaching the gospel.
"Jesus saves!" exclaimed the missionary.
"Bawana!" shouted the natives.
"Ye must be baptized!" exclaimed the missionary.
"Bawana!" shouted the natives
"Donate tithes and offerings!" exclaimed the missionary.
"Bawana!" shouted the natives.
Having had such a successful time, the missionary inquired of the chief as to how he could go to the next village, to share the gospel with them too. The chief replied, "You go down road one thousand paces, you turn right, climb over wall made of rocks, go across plain. Many bulls in plain. Bulls harmless, but be careful not step on the bawana."