Please Be Gentle With Me!

Submitted by IN SEINE

Tuesday, 9 December 2008

An elderly couple was sitting on the out porch when the husband turned to his wife and said,

"Muffin, I feel like making love tonight"

The wife replied, "Ok Ernest, I will let you, but be gentle this time."

"But I am always gentle with you, dearest,"

"That's not true, she replied, "the last time you woke me up...


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