Local drunk Hymie Goldberg walks into a bar and sits down,
He has a few drinks, then sees a Chinaman sat at the end of the bar, walks over and punches him in the head.
"Ouch!" the Chinaman says. "What was that for?"
"That was for Pearl Harbor," says Goldberg.
"That was the Jap's, I'm Chinese!"
"Chinese, Japanese, what's the difference?" says Goldberg and sits back down.
Then the Chinaman walks over to Goldberg and punches him in the head.
"Ouch!" says Goldberg "What's that for?"
"That was for sinking the Titanic," says the Chinaman.
"But that was an iceberg!"
"Iceberg, Goldberg, what's the difference?"