One day, Paddy came upon the end of a rainbow, but instead of a pot of gold he found a big, long ladder stretching into the clouds. He'd walked this way every day and a ladder was never there before.
Curious and brave, he began to climb. Eventually, he climbed into the layer of clouds, and found a rather large, homely woman lying naked on a cloud.
She spoke: "Take me now or climb the ladder to success!" Paddy figured success had to be better than this, so he continued climbing.
He came upon another level of clouds, and found a slimmer, cuter naked woman.
She said: "Take me now or climb the ladder to success!" Paddy saw that his luck was changing and so continued his climb. On another level of clouds, he found a rather attractive naked woman with not so bad of a figure.
She told him, "Take me now or climb the ladder to success!" Paddy really liked his advantage now! He climbed quickly and deftly, and sure enough, on the next level, he found a gorgeous, lithe, well-endowed naked woman lying seductively on the cloud.
"Take me now or climb the ladder to success," she huskily whispered. Paddy couldn't believe his eyes, but his greed caught the better of him. He climbed to the next level, expecting Aphrodite or similar.
Suddenly, the ladder ends, and a latch closed behind him.
He looks over to see a 400-pound, 6'8" naked hairy biker with tattoos, sporting a 12 inch erection.
The biker gets up and walks menacingly toward Harry, wearing a grin like a Cheshire cat.
Apprehensively, Harry whispers, "Who are you?"
The biker answers, "I'm Cess."