A man is sitting on a train across from a busty blonde wearing a tiny mini skirt. Despite his efforts, he is unable to stop staring at the female's skirt. To his delight, he realizes she is going commando.
The blonde realizes he is staring, and inquires,
"Are you looking at my fanny?"
"Yes, I'm sorry," replies the man, and promises to avert his eyes.
"It's quite all right," replies the woman, "It's very talented. Watch this. I'll make it blow a kiss to you."
Sure enough, the fanny blows him a kiss. The man gets interested, and inquires what else the wonder fanny can do.
"I also can make it wink," says the woman.
The man stares in amazement as the fanny winks at him.
"Come and sit next to me," suggests the woman, patting the seat. The man moves over and is asked,
"Would you like to stick two fingers in?"
Shocked, the man replies, "Can it whistle as well?"