"Do I look Fat?" - ultimate diplomacy

Submitted by IN SEINE

Tuesday, 25 November 2008

If your wife asks you, "Do these pants make me look fat?" I think a good answer is,

"I'm sleeping with your sister."

It will distract her from the pants, and let's face it, she was going to find out about you two sooner or later.


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