Two American tourists were in the Middle East on vacation. Off in the distance they could just make out people approaching on a camel. As they came closer the tourist could make out that there was a man and a woman on the camel and then finally they could see that the couple were holding a little baby.
As they approached the tourist asked the man on the camel if his name was Joseph. The man nodded solemnly and said that yes his name was indeed Joseph. The tourist then asked, with a growing sense of excitement if the woman's name was Mary and again the answer was a solemn yes.
Almost outside himself with excitement now the man asked, and the baby - is the baby's name Jesus ?
The man on the camel became extremely irate and yelled down indignantly to the inquisitive tourist, What in the hell do you think we are, a couple of Puerto Ricans ?