A man from Duckenfield walked into a off licence in Redding hoping to buy some strong liquor for his guests that night.
The proprietor asked him what brand he was looking for and the man advised him Stotts Whiskey and regular gin.
The proprietor said that he didn't sell any whiskey under that name to which the man replied "I will go to the shop down the road."
Walking into the other store, the man was confronted by a huge character who screamed "INSERT PUNCHLINE HERE".
