Questions, Question, Questions

Submitted by Stefano M. Stefano

Sunday, 23 July 2023

If there's a History Channel on TV and we can consider ESPN The Gym Channel, why isn't there a Math Channel or Geography Channel? Or for the juvenile delinquents, The Detention Channel?

When Funeral Home personnel start their day, are they saying, "Good Morning" or "Good Mourning"?

Why is it that when Queen Elizabeth wore her crown and robes she looked like a queen, but when King Charles wears his crown and robes he looks like he's wearing a Halloween costume?

If a car company named one of their cars 'The Frog' would it get confusing when it was towed away?

If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound? And if not, shouldn't it have waited for someone to walk by?

If Time began with the Big Bang, what was Time called before Time began? 'Yesterday'?

What are the odds that gambling was invented?

If nobody knew the definition of the word 'riddle', was the very first riddle ever asked, "Want to hear a riddle?"

If french kissing sounds so sexy, why does Hungary kissing sound so messy?

If Godzilla's teeth can withstand the power of his fiery radioactive breath that can blow up buildings, why doesn't he just bite his enemies with his indestructible teeth?

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