Birth Control, German Style

Submitted by Matt Birkenhauer

Wednesday, 20 July 2022

“Limburger Festival This Weekend”
(Sign in front of the local Knights of Columbus.)

Flashback to
Dad’s Limburger cheese,
in a corner
of the fridge,
wrapped in silver
foil which he

occasionally pulls out
and slathers on rye
with raw onions,
making him,
for his wife,
un-kissable for
the rest of the day.

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