Choose Life. Your Mother Did.

Submitted by Matt Birkenhauer

Tuesday, 7 June 2022

Choose life.
Your mother did.

(Unless, of course, your mother discovered, at 16, that she was pregnant, so she terminated her pregnancy in order to pursue her dream of getting a law degree, so that she could send you to college so that you could get your degree and provide your own children with a good upbringing and college education and can, decades later, sanctimoniously put on your bumper,

Choose life.
Your mother did.)

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