A guy goes to the DMV to renew his driver's licence and get an new photo, but the line-up is long. It takes nearly an hour and a half before it's his turn, and the whole process is rushed.
He gets his photo and is appalled that it's such a bad photo of himself.
"I hate mt driver's licence photo! I look so pissed off!"
"So what?" asks the DMV employee. "That's what you'll look like when the cops pull you over!"