On an Easter egg hunt, I found a magic egg. Opening it up, I found a tiny Jesus.
He said, “For freeing me from my egg prison, I shall grant you three wishes. But you must ask them all at once, no thinking, whatever comes to mind right ... now!”
I said, “I wish for wars to end, hunger to end, and for all people who are sick to be instantly cured.”
Little Jesus replied, “Jesus Fucking Christ – who do you think I am? Buddha?”
