Tiny Jesus

Submitted by Ana Sian

Sunday, 17 April 2022

On an Easter egg hunt, I found a magic egg. Opening it up, I found a tiny Jesus.

He said, “For freeing me from my egg prison, I shall grant you three wishes. But you must ask them all at once, no thinking, whatever comes to mind right ... now!”

I said, “I wish for wars to end, hunger to end, and for all people who are sick to be instantly cured.”

Little Jesus replied, “Jesus Fucking Christ – who do you think I am? Buddha?”

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