The American Napkin

Submitted by Ana Sian

Wednesday, 13 April 2022

The rights and privileges guaranteed by the American Constitution have withstood slavery, Indian Wars, the illegal invasions of many countries, assassination of democratic leaders to be replaced by puppet dictators, suffragettes, the Civil Rights Movement, people who demanded their sexual orientation be respected, and people who believed they were free to do whatever they wanted with their own bodies ...

I’ll give you fifty cents for the paper as long as all that thin ink is scraped off such a worthless napkin.

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