The Wet Floor

Submitted by Stefano M. Stefano

Thursday, 10 March 2022

Investigating a crime scene where a woman had shot a man because he walked across the kitchen floor that she'd just spent an hour sweeping, mopping, and waxing, a police officer radioed back to the police station to make his report.

“The woman in question is the husband's wife, and she freaked out on him for stepping on the floor. that she'd just thoroughly cleaned The husband is still alive, but I haven't been able to get him to the ambulance outside."

“He's still inside the house?! Have you arrested her?” asks the surprised Police Chief.

“Oh, hell, no! The floor’s still wet!”

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