Little Boy's Letter to God

Submitted by JJ Jogolo

Tuesday, 11 November 2008

A little boy wanted $100.00 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened. So he decided to write to God, requesting in his letter the $100.00 he wanted so desparatly.

When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to: "God , USA," they decided to send it on to President Bush. President Bush was so amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $5.00 bill. The president thought this should appear to be quite a lot of money to a young boy.

Well, the little boy was delighted with the $5.00 bill and sat down to write a thank-you note to God. It read:

Dear God: Thank you very much for sending the money. However, I noticed that for some reason you sent it through Washington, DC., and those assholes deducted $95.00 in taxes.

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