A Hunter Walks Into A Bar

Submitted by American Goldilocks

Friday, 4 September 2020

A Hunter walks into a bar, called Bank of Shina, just after a bender drinkin’ Burismas at another well.
Hunter: “Barkeep, lemme have a cool one – $billion - On the House !
Barkeep: “Oh. You a Party man, right?
Hunter: “Better, I got juice – full Family Credit.”
Barkeep: “Got it - on the house.”
Hunter: “Cool, then how’s about another $billion chaser for the road?”
Barkeep: “OK, also on the house – no worries, Bank of Shina’ll collect later.”
Hunter: (Takes his Billions and turns to us poor paying slobs bellied up to the bar)
“AIN’T NOTHIN’ TO IT; I’M A HUNTER - JUST BIDEN THE FAMILY BUSINESS!”

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