Throwing Away Money

Submitted by Stefano M. Stefano

Thursday, 23 July 2020

The President is flying in Air Force One, and opens a window. Then he pulls out his wallet and a nice, crisp $100 bill.

The Vice-President asks him, "Sir, what are you doing?"

The President replies, "I'm going to drop this hundred dollar bill out the window and make somebody happy."

The Vice-President suggests, "Why not drop ten $100 bills out the window and make 10 people happy?"

The President's wife then suggests, "Why not throw a hundred $100 bills out the window? You can then make a hundred people happy?"

The Speaker of the House, sitting behind the President's seat sneers, "Why don't you throw yourself out the window and make half the country happy?!"

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