Submitted by IainB

Tuesday, 5 May 2020

I went to my local garden centre yesterday morning. A quite attractive young man approached me as I wandered through the Herbaceous Borders looking for a Hardy Laurel.
"Would you like bedding?" he asked.
"Cheeky," I replied, pushing his shoulder. "I would rather appreciate that you bought me dinner first."

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