Two old Ladies in the Cinema

Submitted by armfeetandtoe

Tuesday, 28 April 2020

Two old girls are watching a film in the local cinema.
One of them turns to her mate and whispers:
"Maude, that man sitting next to me, is having a wank."
"The dirty bastard, Elsie. Come on, let's move seats."
"I can't, Maude."
"Why not, Elsie?"
"He's got my hand."

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