Two old girls are watching a film in the local cinema.
One of them turns to her mate and whispers:
"Maude, that man sitting next to me, is having a wank."
"The dirty bastard, Elsie. Come on, let's move seats."
"I can't, Maude."
"Why not, Elsie?"
"He's got my hand."
Two old Ladies in the Cinema
Submitted by armfeetandtoe
Tuesday, 28 April 2020
