Thumb Steak

Submitted by Stefano M. Stefano

Wednesday, 18 March 2020

A man orders a steak dinner at a restaurant, and when the waiter arrives with his dinner, the customer notices that the waiter's thumb is on top of his steak.
The indignant customer tells the waiter, "Hey, don't do that! Why are you holding the plate like that, with your thumb on top of my steak?"
The confused waiter replies, "Well, you don't want it falling onto the floor again, do you, sir?"

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