A bartender notices a drunken customer at the end of the bar has finished his latest pint. He strolls over to him and asks,
"I see your glass is empty. Do you want another?"
The drunk sneers at him, and snaps, "Are you an idiot? Why would I want TWO empty glasses?"
The Drunk's Empty Glass
Submitted by Stefano M. Stefano
Wednesday, 30 October 2019