The Drunk's Empty Glass

Submitted by Stefano M. Stefano

Wednesday, 30 October 2019

A bartender notices a drunken customer at the end of the bar has finished his latest pint. He strolls over to him and asks,
"I see your glass is empty. Do you want another?"
The drunk sneers at him, and snaps, "Are you an idiot? Why would I want TWO empty glasses?"

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