Colon Joke #1

Submitted by Ralph E. Shaffer

Tuesday, 16 April 2019

The Doctor was blunt. "You have a serious condition that requires removal of about half of your colon."

The patient, a writer for The Spoof, was crushed. "But, Doc, how can I survive if you remove my colon?"

Doctor: "Don't worry. You won't have any problem with half a colon. You're a writer, aren't you? Surely, you know how to use a semi-colon."


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