The Shoes

Submitted by Stefano M. Stefano

Sunday, 10 February 2019

A husband and wife are visiting Los Angeles, and are eating at a ritzy, posh restaurant in Hollywood. The wife spots an attractive lady at another table, and notices her fashionable shoes.
"I've got to have a pair like hers, Harry! Go ask her where she bought them!" the wife orders.
Embarrassed, the husband saunters over to the lovely lady, and says, "Excuse me, this is embarrassing, but apparently my wife loves your shoes. Can you tell me where you bought them?"
"Of course," the woman smiles. "I bought them at Renaldo's, just two blocks east of here on Hollywood Boulevard. And they only cost $800."
The husband thanks her and returns to his wife. She asks him what the woman told him, and he replies,
"She got them in New York."

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