How are politicians like change machines?

Submitted by ScottTalbotEvans

Tuesday, 18 September 2018

How are politicians like change machines?

They only make sense when you give them money.
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How are politicians like chairs with old springs?

They'll stab you in the back
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How are politicians like Halloween masks?

They'll lie to your face.
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How are politicians like runners at first?

They'll steal every chance they get.


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