A young lady walked into a Starbucks, very stylishly dressed. She walked up to the counter and gave her order, like this: "I'd like a Triple Venti, Half Sweet, Non-Fat, Almond Macchiato with Sugar-Free Syrup, topped with Vanilla Latte With Soy Milk, sprinkled with Caramel Drizzle, with an Extra Shot and Cream."
The attendant started to pick up a pen to do the traditional write your name on the cup, when the lady piped up,
"Please use a Broadway font with blue ink to write my name on the cup."