A man is walking downtown when he comes across an unusual ad in the window of a seedy-looking restaurant;
'$2 Ham Sandwich, $3 Steak Sandwich, $1 Salad, $10 Hand Job'.
"Wow! That's a great price for that!" the man smiles to himself, and goes inside.
Inside, he finds a beautiful buxom blonde behind the counter, her blonde hair cascading over her bikini.
She smiles at him, and he approaches her, taking a seat at the counter. "And what can I get you, sir? she asks, leaning towards him so that her boobs are so close to his face he couldn't see anything else.
"Uh, are you the lady that would, um, give hand jobs for ten dollars?"
"Why, yes, I am," she replies demurely.
"Oh, good!" the man says, leaning back. "Go in the back, wash your hands, and make me a ham sandwich!" .