(So he could sexually harass the chicken,)
Why did Donald Trump throw the clock out the window?
(He wanted to set civil rights back a hundred years.)
Knock. Knock.
Who's there?
Donald Trump.
Donald Trump who?
(Smashes door down.) Show me your papers!
How many Donald Trumps does it take to change a lightbulb?
(None. He pays an illegal immigrant $3/hour to do it.)
