Why did Donald Trump cross the road?

Submitted by ScottTalbotEvans

Thursday, 28 June 2018

(So he could sexually harass the chicken,)

Why did Donald Trump throw the clock out the window?
(He wanted to set civil rights back a hundred years.)

Knock. Knock.
Who's there?
Donald Trump.
Donald Trump who?
(Smashes door down.) Show me your papers!

How many Donald Trumps does it take to change a lightbulb?
(None. He pays an illegal immigrant $3/hour to do it.)

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