Submitted by j.w.

Tuesday, 22 May 2018

Gentlemen. Welcome to my Establishment devoted only to your pleasure.

Let me introduce Miss Lay who certainly lives up to her name.

Or Miss Ann Thrope - guaranteed to tie you up in knots!

Or can you deny yourself Miss Take who never gets it wrong?

You will be safe with Miss Carry, who never leaves you with a burden you did not want.

Finally what abour Miss Treat - she can give you satisfaction that can only be compared to caviar.

Yours sincerely,

Miss Chief


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