Donald Trump and two other people die at the same time and stand before God, who is sitting.on his holy throne, with one empty seat on the left and one on the right.
"What do you believe in, James Parker?" God asks one of the men beside Trump.
"I believe in loving humanity, no matter how bad things seem. I believe they can always see goodness."
"Take the seat on my left. And what do you believe in, Roger Smith?"
"I believe in the faith I have for God and all the good things that you have so graciously given me."
"Take the seat on my right," God commands, and Smith sits down.
God looks down sternly at Trump, and asks him, "And Donald Trump, what do you believe in?"
Trump thinks about it, looks at God, and replies, "I believe you're sitting in my chair."