What does Barack Obama call illegal aliens? Undocumented democrats.
Barack Obama is on a sinking ship, who gets saved? The Country!
What drink do you get with the McObama Happy Meal in Pakistan? No drink JUST ICE!
What did Osama Bin Laden's ghost say to Mitt Romney? "Don't be sad, Obama's foreign policy killed me too"
Whats Michelle Obamas favorite vegetable? Barackoli
What's the difference between Ross Perot and Barack Obama? Ross Perot is crackpot with big ears; Barack Obama is a pothead with big ears.
Why shouldn't Democrats worry about losing the midterm elections? Apparently depression is covered by Obamacare.
What is Barack Obama telling Independents? Orange Is NOT The New Black.
