A man runs into a street prostitute dressed like Cleopatra -

Thursday, 22 March 2018

And so he says "I'll pay you fifty bucks to have some fun."

He whispers to her. She giggles and snorts, "You're such a bad boy."

They both laugh.

"How's about three hundred," the buxom beauty snorts.

"Nope. I only take my wife out on those three hundred buck a pop dinners."

Later that evening, the streetwalker sees the two rolly polies walking into a nearby all-you-can-eat buffet. They both look like the backsides of Hoss from those old cowboy westerns.

She storms into the restaurant, walks up to the both of them and yells, "Hey, I'm charging you five thousand for that blowjob now. You can make this whore sit outside and eat her meal while I give you the best b.j. of your life."

They both look at her aghast and snort, "You whore."

"You're both whores, leave those poor turkeys and farm animals alone. Have sex with them but God Above, don't eat them!"


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