The Wife With The Handcuffs

As a man was watching TV at home, he was greeted by his wife dressed in seductive, sexy lingerie, and twirling a pair of handcuffs around her finger.
"Handcuff me to the bed," she purred, "And you can do anything you want."
"Anything?" he asked, to be certain she meant it.
"Anything!" she smiled, mischievously.
So they went upstairs together, and he handcuffed her to their bed.
And then we went golfing with his buddies.