Mr. Trump's Spaniel

Submitted by Matt Birkenhauer

Wednesday, 21 March 2018

Attorney General Jeff Sessions to his owner:

And even for that do I love you the more.
I am your spaniel. And, Mr. President,
The more you beat me, I will fawn on you.
Use me but as your spaniel—spurn me, strike me,
Neglect me, lose me. Only give me leave,
Unworthy as I am, to follow you.
What worser place can I beg in your love—
And yet a place of high respect with me—
Than to be usèd as you use your dog?

(Adapted from A Midsummer Night’s Dream)

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