Two Girls, 9-1-1, and One Scared Guy

A guy calls 9-1-1, and cries out, "Help! I need help right away!"
The operator asks, "Yes, sir, and what is your emergency?"
"Two girls are fighting over me!"
The operator angrily tells him, "Sir, that's not an emergency!"
"Oh, yes, it is!" he insists. "The ugly one is winning!"