The Staring Wife

A husband paces back and forth as he speaks to his friend on the telephone, as he tells him about his marital problems.
"Jack, it’s been raining for days now and my wife seems very depressed by it. She just keeps standing by the window, staring."
"That's terrible!" his friend says.
"It sure is!" the husband snarls. "If it continues, I’m going to have to let her in, eventually!"