Run run run. See Don run!

Submitted by Matt Birkenhauer

Monday, 26 February 2018

A school shooter starts firing on students in a public school somewhere in Washington, D.C. while the President is taking his morning walk to a nearby McDonald’s. He hears the rapid fire of an AR-15 and starts running--even without a gun--toward the school.

Then: “Ouch! Ouch! Oh, shit! It’s that damn bone spur again, the same one that kept me from running headlong into the Vietcong when they were firing on American soldiers after my repeated deferments. Ouch, ouch! I can't run anymore” (except in the opposite direction from the besieged school).

Run run run. See Don run. See Don run like the chickenshit he so clearly is and was . . . .

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