After waiting his turn in line, a man stepped up to St. Peter's desk at the Gates to Heaven.
"I think you know how this works," said St. Peter. "In order for me to let you into Heaven, tell me something good you did while on Earth."
"Well, I went to a Trump rally and took a bullhorn and talked to the crowd about Trump's infidelities, his bankruptcies, lies, and treason," said the man.
"Sounds good. How long ago was that?" asked St. Peter.
"Just a few minutes ago" replied the man.