Bad Accident

Submitted by Al N.

Sunday, 11 February 2018

A motorist had just been in a serious accident and was talking to the policeman.

"I don't know how it happened, this tree just came out of nowhere and collided with me. Oh, my poor Maserati! I don't what I'll do if it can't be fixed!" said the motorist.

"Mr., you've just been hurt really bad! And all you can think about is your car? You didn't even notice that the accident ripped off your whole left arm!" said the cop.

The man looked at where his arm had been, and seeing it's just a bloody stump, started shouting, "My Rolex! Omigod, where is my Rolex?"

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