A judge, who was presiding over a case and was about to issue sentence, said to the defendants, "All three of you men have been found guilty of the charges brought forward against you and it is now my duty to issue you each with a 20 year prison term. However, because it is my birthday, I will allow each of you one request".
The first defendant stepped forward and said, "I would like to spent my prison term with a hot woman".
The second defendant followed and said, "I want 20 years worth of vodka".
The third defendant finally followed and said, "I would like 20 years worth of weed".
The judge agreed to all of these requests and each of the men got what they wanted.
20 years later, the men were each due to be released after serving their term. The first man was released with his wife and 20 kids. The second was released and had lost all recollection of where he was and why he was there as he staggered out of his cell. When the third man was released, he complained that he never got a lighter.