Gay Jokes and Riddles

Submitted by Purple Girl

Thursday, 13 July 2017

Q: Why do gay guys have such good fashion sense?
A: It's because they've spent so much time in the closet.

Q: Why do homeless gays have such a hard time?
A: They have no closet to come out of.

Q: Why did a man call a dollar changer a homophobe?
A: Because it only accepts straight money.

Son: Some boy at school called me gay.
Dad: Why don't you just beat him up.
Son: But Dad, I can't. He's sooo cute!

Friend #1: I have this gay friend who sounds exactly like an owl.
Friend #2: Who?

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