Q: Why do gay guys have such good fashion sense?
A: It's because they've spent so much time in the closet.
Q: Why do homeless gays have such a hard time?
A: They have no closet to come out of.
Q: Why did a man call a dollar changer a homophobe?
A: Because it only accepts straight money.
Son: Some boy at school called me gay.
Dad: Why don't you just beat him up.
Son: But Dad, I can't. He's sooo cute!
Friend #1: I have this gay friend who sounds exactly like an owl.
Friend #2: Who?