Q: What's the difference between a black joke and a green joke?
A: Nobody has been arrested, fired or sued over a green joke yet.
Q: How do you discipline misbehaving green kids?
A: You make them do lime out.
Q: Did you hear about the Martian who is suing a company?
A: The company said he was "too green" to work for them.
Q: What happened to the purple neighbors?
A: They had to mauve out because they were plum too loud and violet with one another. Also, the father turned out to be a fuschiative of the law.
Q: What do you do if you get a piece of purple fruit stuck in your drain?
A: Call a PLUMber.
Q: What do you do if you live in a purple house and the lights go out?
A: Go to the fuschia box...
Q: Hear about the Blue woman who is suing?
A: Some woman tried to console her and told her not to be so blue.