New Quorn product

Submitted by Aaron David

Tuesday, 9 May 2017

The manufacturers of Quorn are launching a new meat substitute product which they claim is indistinguishable from rump steak. 'I can't believe it's not buttocks' will be in the supermarkets next week. If successful they will follow up with meat free hot dog sausages; 'I can't believe it's not bollocks'.

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