Obama looking out for the gals

Submitted by Alan Valentine

Wednesday, 5 April 2017

There was a little know clause in Obamacare that stated that all women with cup sizes over 40C MUST get breast reduction surgery. This would substantially reduce the cost of elastic being imported from China. When word got out about this law, it raised the ire of millions of gals who immediately started planning a million-women march on the White House. When the time came, and the throngs were gathered outside the west wing, Obama got ready to go out to meet them.

"Good luck, honey, knock 'em dead!" Michelle told him.

"Uh, uh, I sure will, sugar cakes. I'll put on the uh er charm, and convince them that what's good for the uh uh country is good for them."

Bored with this type of thing, Michelle put on her earphones and settled in on the couch to listen to Beyonce.

Approaching the microphone to mainly jeers and boo's, Obama was taken aback, being used to unabashed worship most of the time. About 10 minutes later, Michelle was surprised to see the Bamster coming into the room, with sounds of cheers and applause coming from the outside. "What happened out there?" she asked.

"Well, uh, right after I started my speech, the teleprompter froze! I had to uh think of something fast!"

"So, what did you do?"

"I just blurted out, IF YOU LIKE YOUR KNOCKERS, YOU CAN KEEP YOUR KNOCKERS!"


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