Winter is Coming

Submitted by Matt Birkenhauer

Thursday, 2 February 2017

Today Punxsutawney Phil woke up after a long hibernation, hungrily scarfed down a very large breakfast, and then turned on cable news, at which point he discovered that Donald Trump had been elected President of the United States.

Punxsutawney Phil then dropped everything, without even bothering to see if he had a shadow, and scurried like hell to his bomb shelt-er, burrow.

Winter is coming.


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