A police officer pulls over a speeder

Submitted by SpyDude

Thursday, 26 January 2017

"Sir, do you know why I stopped you?"

"No, Officer. Why?

"The radar clocked you doing a hundred and thirty miles an hour."

"I'm sorry, Officer, but I believe that to be an alternate fact. My speedometer clearly showed that I was only doing fifty-five."

"Sir, please step out of the car."


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