Funny Jokes for Adults

Submitted by Al N.

Tuesday, 20 December 2016

Sign on a brothel:
We're closed! Beat it!

Why did they arrest the guitar teacher?
He was caught fingering a minor.

Why is Santa's sack so big?
He only comes once a year!

Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle?
Because his wife died.

What's long and full of semen?
A submarine.

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